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Best Men’s Ring Ever – Gold Quartz

$3,959.00

Description

The list of things that a men’s ring cannot be is long. Foofy. Frilly. Soft. Pink. Etc. Imagine for a moment a ring that is all these things.

Now pause, and imagine a ring that is none of those things. The picture of this exact ring appeared in your mind-didn’t it?

Of course it did.

That’s because this ring is forged of durable 14k gold that won’t bend when you have to lift your truck with your bare hands, or scratch every time you pry open the jaws of a hungry bear.

The stone was formed when molten quartz and pure gold were mixed together deep beneath the surface of the earth. We have to assume that’s what happened, because anyone there to witness it was immediately incinerated.

It won’t scratch when you punch a mugger in the forehead, or chip if you follow up with a shot to the teeth.

Notice the little prongs and sharp edges that tend to snag things? No, you don’t-because there aren’t any.

The softest thing about this ring is the natural Alaskan gold nuggets, and if you think anything with “Natural Alaskan” in the description is soft, start pressing your back button until you see a different site, and do a search for “sissy jewelry”.

We tried to measure the width of this ring in millimeters, but the ruler shattered into a million pieces. It’s 5/8ths of an inch wide. If you think you need a bigger one-you’re trying to compensate for something. And no, they don’t come any smaller either.

Made in America, of 100% pure awesome.

16mm at the widest point tapers to 7mm in back.

Jewelry Type Men Rings
Gender For Him
Pendant Width 2-100mm in 1mm increments
Inlay Gold Nugget
Material 14k yellow gold
Stone Shape Oval

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